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Couple (32) looking for Female Euless, Texas, United States

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I'm the kind of person who will bust out laughing about something that happened the day before. I will always go out of my way to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, even if I'm in a hurry. I have the tendency to check the refrigerator every ten minutes to see if food has magically appeared. I wish I had been Theodore Roosevelt in a past life, but was most likely a boxcar hobo or a Belgian waffle or something.

I have often been described as a very grumpy hamster. I’m really into dinosaurs and David Bowie. If it’s stupid or dangerous, I have probably done it. I suffer from a serious case of beard envy despite the presence of my ovaries. If I’m drunk and you insult me, I will punch you. Then apologize.

My hobbies include playing Dragon Age, talking about Dragon Age, and crying about Dragon Age. I used to be a ballerina, now I'm just a person with weird feet who can speak selective French. It is my dream to one day sing Bohemian Rhapsody in the middle of a DMV at full volume.

My life is basically an explosion of faerie dust and lunacy.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildSlender
Height160 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureEyes
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s)
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsRodent
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleFront desk at a hotel

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsBBC stuff mostly
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
Favorite moviesFar too many to name. My top two are Singin' in the Rain and Princess Bride.
Music typesRock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsI have an ongoing love affair with David Bowie.
Reading selectionClassic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Satire, Science, Science fiction, I'm an author
Favorite booksIf it's a book, I'm going to read it. I'm particularly fond of the classics, fantasy, sci-fi, and historical fiction. I'm currently having a passionate affair with the Dragonlance series.
Idea of funWatching Youtube Let's Plays in my underwear. Game Grumps and Markiplier are my favorites.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Internet, Games

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorShy
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorGoofy
My great timeStaying at home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading a book, Playing video games, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryShawarma.

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionChristian
Attend religious servicesOnce a year
Goal in lifeTo not get hit by a truck at some point.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerPatience.
On the first dateAfter badly attempting to flirt with you (and probably inadvertently offend you in some way), I would likely short circuit and suggest video games to fill the awkward silence. The boyfriend would tease me about it for the rest of the night. Also, Chinese take-out and pajamas.